Me

Hi. I'm Sandy. I think you can tell that from the profile on the right. I'm incredibly blunt. I don't really care about what many people think of me. You can tell me what you think about me straight out and I'd probably be amused. The only reason I will care is if I actually respect that person. I'm also very sarcastic. I sometimes do not know whether or not my voice is sarcastic. I'm also known to be a sadist, which is quite interesting. I don't really consider myself a sadist in an intense way, but I do find it amusing sometimes. That does not necessarily mean that I'm a terrible person, but many people do seem to see me as one. I'm quite okay with that. I'm not very sure what to say about myself. I always change my mind. I blank out quite a bit. It actually annoys many people, including myself. I like the rain, if that helps. I don't like the sunlight very much. It shines too bright and seems happy all the time. I'm a pessimist. I try to be positive now, but at the end, I'm still a pessimist. I enjoy really bad jokes. Puns, in particular, are my favourite. I also like the spelling of that word. Why isn't favourite considered a real word in the US? Stop trying to correct me, Google.

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